Dinosaurs are weird- i’m not surprised they became extinct -

Stegosaurus

This stegosaurus is trying very hard to be intimidating.

Albertosaurus

The albertosaurus’ full name is Albertosaurus sarcophagus copia. It was named after that one guy at the party- Alberto- who was as dusty as an egyptian sarcophagus.

Parasaurolophus

Interesting.

Dilophosaurus

Mom: Go play with the neighbours kid.

The neighbours kid:

Brachiosaurus

This Brachiosaurus- yearning for a lost love- became extinct due to chronic dehydration. Look at how scaly he was before he passed 🙁

Suzhousaurus

There is A LOT gone wrong with this one.

If I saw this creature in real life, I would scoop it up in a box and yeet it off the nearest cliff.

Altough turns out I wouldn’t be able to, because this is how big it is:

This dude is a 6 meter long, 3 metre tall skinwalker-chicken hybrid.

Nigersaurus

Nigersaurus has been described as the cow of the dinosaur world. It does look a bit cowish with its eyes on opposite sides of the head- which looks silly AF. It also apparently came equipped with 500 teeth.

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Dinosaur Village RV Mobile Home Park, dinosaur statue head detail, Route 40, Jensen, Utah (1991) photography in high resolution by John Margolies. Original from the Library of Congress. Digitally enhanced by rawpixel.

I don’t know who this guy was but I can tell you he is no longer with us.

Dinosaurs are weird- i’m not surprised they became extinct